I cannot comprehend that other people don’t experience this. WHAT IS IT LIKE?!?
This is me when I go to Walmart
Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.
Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!
Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home
It’s a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, and you’re an unstoppable
killing machine from the Pleistocene epoch that Death forgot.
my time has come
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
polar opposite of this post
inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this
This is really beautiful!!!
lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive
This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)
I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH
My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing
Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep
my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time
Rolling 1 on a Divination check.
Achilles saying ‘she can’t see us here’ to Patroclus in the cave is basically the ancient greek demigod equivalent of texting ‘my parents aren’t home’
The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen
Well done
